Marriage SMS

Ø  I have been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years

Ø  I am in total control but don’t let my wife find out

Ø  Losing a wife can be hard. I my case it was almost impossible

Ø  I've had bad luck wth bth my wives.The first one left me,and the second one dint

Ø  When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than 2 let him keep her

Ø  You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to!!

Ø  My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

Ø  When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her

Ø  My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects

Ø  Hubby: Y do u keep reading our marriage license? Wife: Looking for a loophole

Ø  I have not spoken to my wife in years. I did not want to interrupt her

Ø  Marriage is wen a man and woman becum 1 Trouble starts wen tryin 2 decide which1

Ø  They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning

Ø  Men who dnt understand women @ all,by & large, fall in2 2 groups: Bachelors/hubby

Ø  The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

Ø  A man 2 a friend: My wife n I have a joint account. I deposit n she draws money

Ø  What’s a wedding tragedy? 2 marry a man 4 love n then find out he has no money

Ø  Marriage still confers 1 special privilege – only a married man can get divorced

Ø  The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

Ø  Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence… (life sentence!)

Ø  When making love most married men fantasize, their wives aren’t fantasizing

Ø  The average husband knows where n when he got married. What escapes him is y

Ø  I married Miss RIGHT. I did not know her first name was ALWAYS

Ø  B4 marriage, a man yearns 4 d woman he loves. After marriage, d 'Y' becomes silent

Ø  A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong

Ø  My wife has a split personality and I hate both of them

Ø  All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage

Ø  Marriage is like a hot bath. Once u get used to it, it is not so hot

Ø  The only time a husband is right when he admits he is wrong

Ø  Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family?? Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!

Ø  A man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him

Ø  It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer

Ø  Marriage is d process of findin out wat kind of man ur wife wud have preferred

Ø  Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished

Ø  A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband