I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.
To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.
I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.
When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.
When you left, my world turned upside down
I love you more than all the tea in China.
I'll love you till the end! And then some.
If love were a movie, you'd be a coming attraction.
If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.
The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to love you.
A day without your love is a day without life.
I can't think of anything but you.
I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive
me.
You're the best thing since God made men.
You're the best thing since God made women.
You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine.
The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.
Funny Messages
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also
imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend
can kiss my ass!
i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a
leg!
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people
r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t
it rain on you?
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I
look down & den... i lauf again |
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wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of
the mailbox!
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent
it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also
in bed oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was
supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest
talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?
You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind &
Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!
Uve got sex appeal.uve got style.uve got intelligence.uve got class.uve got the face & uve
got the body & ive got the wrong number!
Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in
a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number |
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NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating
fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.
*NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap
in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd in her bath tub which was
filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked
the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm
doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex
appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs
children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin
about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as
soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find
urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume
large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap
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